Gmod 2

it's Gmod again! assume most of what's said there applies here, but instead of a little bug, he's an asura! the most annoying of the playable species.

in tyria, gmod was kinda-sorta genetically engineered by his two fathers who evidently on a scientific whim decided to make an egg. however very like the opening sequence of land before time he rolled right out of his nest and went on a dangerous adventure before landing in a skritt scratch. the skritt there raised him for a time until his dads stumbled back upon him and readopted him, a decision which i imagine haunts them to this day.

he's still divorced somehow. he's still awful. but he has Two guns (to make up for his lack of clean aim) and he's been enjoying a wonderful adventure with his father and his papa. also he had a whirlwind romance with tybalt before he fucking DIED. gmod cried about it big time.

he's kind of tired of being the guy in charge. he really didn't mean to do all that. why is he saving the world. what's going on