Shrimp Soda

her real name is sotta, but unfortunately her boss started calling her shrimp soda to be all matchy-matchy and now everyone calls her this. she hates her boss so fucking much

shrimp works as an animal handler at the lab for Gmod's dads, goose & mutton. this was, in her eyes, a fucking mistake. she's 1. not that into the whole science thing to begin with, 2. genuinely not a fan of animals in general, and 3. absolutely sick of those two rats. Mostly Goose. mutton is... fine. at least when they were settled down doing lab work she could make do, have a social life, but they decided they wanted to go on a ~grand adventure~ with their SON who just APPEARED OUT OF THE BLUE one day and now she's getting dragged along with them.

she's a ranger. again. she does not like animals. she names most of her ranger pets after her boss so she can send SOMETHING with his name into danger. this didn't work as well when she specced into soulbeast and started spiritually fusing with these animals

she should be at the CLUUUUB

Traits

Strengths

her work ethic, believe it or not

Weaknesses

she hates her fucking job

Personality

she's kind of mean! she thinks everyone she knows sucks (to be fair they do, a little) and that she's better than them. she has no patience for explaining things to people and isn't even that fond of the outdoors. rip

Questions (from unvale)

From a scale of 1-10, how scared would your character be in a haunted house?

depends on the situation. who she's with. if she has to go with her boss it instantly drops to a 1 or 2. her apathy and lack of zest for life will outweigh any potential scares

What would your character bring to a picnic?

1 singular chicken wrap for herself.

What is your character most likely to dress up as for Halloween?

her own boss, like, 100%. Disparagingly

What would you say is your character’s aesthetic?

born to be a hot office femme forced to be whatever the hell this is

Does your character prefer baths or showers?

long beautiful luxurious baths. bath bombs. scented candles. UNINTERRUPTED

If your character could have a different, ordinary job what would it be?

Unemployment

What would your character search for on Google?

two weeks notice template free

What is your character most likely to buy impulsively?

she's actually very responsible with her finances (has to be) (surrounded by ppl who are Not). that said, she does have a bad habit of buying journals and planners and never using them

Can your character swim?

yes - took lessons as a progeny - took it very seriously and now is the kind of person who goes Near pools but doesn't Enter them when on vacation

Would your character be able to survive on a tropical island alone?

BARELY but she would HATE every minute of it. she would write a book about her experiences when she got back titled NATURE SUCKS SHIT: WHY ANIMALS NEED A RESTRAINING ORDER

Is your character quick to judge?

yes. her opinion will not be swayed. this rat saw you across the bar and thought your vibes sucked bad for no reason at all and now you're her enemy

Does your character enjoy going to parties? Why or why not?

yes but she always drinks a little bit too much and then she's at work hungover the next day. being hungover in a lab environment is not ideal.

What’s the fanciest event your character has ever attended?

many such annoying snooty asura gatherings. she attends largely for the frilly little drinks and potential for mean women

Is your character more of a leader or a follower?

a follower but don't say that to her out loud she will be UPSET about the truth

How is your character with wild animals?

hates animals. (is a ranger) (cursed to work with animals as a job)

What’s an ideal evening for your character?

usually it's going to a bar and looking intensely at beautiful women and saying she's going to talk to them and then not talking to them at all the whole night. this is like a hobby for her

Can your character do math in their head or do they use their fingers?

she's pretty good at math, but because she's asura the standards are pretty high so amongst her peers she's just average.