Gmod

Gmod short for Garrysmod short for GARNISH MOD is the world's most divorced gimmighoul.

he's a grown man, he has two ex husbands, he loves coins, he's four inches tall, he doesn't understand taxes, he has sweet cargo shorts, he needs new glasses, he sounds like he's from new york, he thought trade school was where you go to learn how to trade things for coins.

he has been divorced twice. both of his exes are named michael. they have a group chat about this.

he may or may not have a cousin named gmail

Traits

Personality

he's a little freak! he's pretty jovial all things considered but he is sucks. he's nice and all but he gets annoying so fast. kind of a cartoon character. gives you the immediate sense of guy who goes 'eyyyy buddy' and then says eyyyy buddy. surprisingly charistmatic, can sniff out money from a hundred paces, lots of pockets, bounces when thrown

Likes

coins, men. variously

Dislikes

committed relationships

Appearance

he's a 4 inch tall little bug animal. he wears cargo shorts. he's like 30-40 years old. he's got a scruff of hair despite being some kind of insect or something? he's kinda cute despite everything. makes you wanna squish him

Questions (from unvale)

What’s a time your character felt really scared?

one time his ex Michael Plastics threatened to throw out his favorite coin because Gmod "liked it more than him" and he was "always on that damn coin" that was so scary

What item has your character had the longest, and why do they keep it?

he thinks it's his first coin that he got as a little lad but his second ex looked it up and it was minted like years after he was born he definitely lost the original one and didn't even realize

Your character is let loose in a shopping mall alone with only $50. What are they buying and where are they going?

he's approaching the nearest 11 or 12 year old child and telling them he has a really good deal for them he'll pay them 50 bucks if they get him Xbox Series X 1TB SSD see they don't like him at the gamestop he used to date one of the managers so he just needs a go-between yeah FIFTY united states dollars

Does your character put stock into their horoscope?

he hatched from an egg so he's not real sure if his birthday is his laying day or his hatching day or what and either way he for sure thinks he's a leo when he's actually a sag. he will not be looking it up

Does your character have any enemies?

he has two ex-husbands who have a groupchat to warn men about him but he doesn't think they're enemies. he thinks they drifted apart over time. U know ? he shouldn't be trusted with relationships

From a scale of 1-10, how scared would your character be in a haunted house?

probably like an 8 or 9 he'd come out shaking and crying a little but he'd have fun. face dripping with tears but saying haha lets go again 🥹👍

What makes your character smile instantly?

Coin

Does your character sleep quietly or snore really loudly?

he snores like someone's dad does. he also falls asleep sitting up like someone's dad does, minutes after sitting down to start watching tv

What would your character bring to a picnic?

he would promise to bring sandwiches and then forget and then he'd run to walmart and end up bringing a loaf of white bread only no fillings no condiments

What would you say is your character’s aesthetic?

somewhere between "midwestern dad standing on the porch with hands on hips watching a storm roll in" and "NYC guy whose suit doesn't fit and who has 1000 scams ready." are those aesthetics?

Does your character prefer baths or showers?

he is NOT a big fan of water (kind of an ant) (so so scared. he could easily be eaten by a trout) so it's a quick shower sort of situation for him

Would your character consider themselves artistic?

no way man he went to a museum once and he fell into an air vent he was down there for WEEKS he's not even big on seeing pictures now

If your character could have a different, ordinary job what would it be?

Unemployment

What would your character search for on Google?

HOT COIN PICS

What is your character most likely to buy impulsively?

crypto. He is not wise

Can your character swim?

NO!! large fish manifest in any body of water he enters and they are desperate to eat his tiny bug body

Would your character be able to survive on a tropical island alone?

no. he would die probably in record time, in a startling and embarrassing way. getting eaten by a fish or falling off an obvious cliff or something. he doesn't know how to start a fire and he's too short to reach the tantalizing fruit hanging off the trees

Is your character quick to judge?

he's not the most self aware man in the world but he at least knows he is very judgable himself so no. We all got our situations

Does your character enjoy going to parties? Why or why not?

hell yeah brother (he gets forcibly removed after 25 minutes)

What is one of your character’s favorite memories?

well he did have two weddings. But his favorite memory is probably the first time he bought into an obvious MLM

What’s the fanciest event your character has ever attended?

He did get married twice. and at least one of those included a ceremony. so that was like fancy (he wore his nice khakis to that one) (did show up late though)

What is the most cursed food combination that your character makes and likes to eat?

guy mostly lives off floor crumbs to be honest

What is your character’s biggest aspiration in life?

aspiration?? he's already livin the dream brother (said through gritted teeth)

What does your character do on a rainy day?

drown in a puddle <3

Is your character more of a leader or a follower?

a 'leader' only in that he's awful at listening. hey buddy don't touch that live electrical wire 'uhh haha don't worry I know what I'm doing' he doesn't

How is your character with wild animals?

<- PICKED UP BY BIRDS OF PREY ON A REGULAR BASIS
<- DELICACY TO FISH
<- SQUASHED LIKE A BUG

How would you describe your character’s voice and speaking tone?

somehow sounds simultaneously Midwestern and New York. i need not say more

What’s an ideal evening for your character?

chillen on a pile of coins mayhaps with a wayward man he can climb like a tree reality television on in the background NO imminent danger

Can your character do math in their head or do they use their fingers?

fingers guy. oh that sounds not great

Does your character have a good aim?

no and it's getting worse

Does your character prefer to dress up or dress down?

cargo shorts every day baby ✌️

Would your character cheat to win a game?

(polite) nooooooo (yes)

Does your character like sports?

he's the ball

here's his exes (drawn badly) (gimme a break)