Doctor Uh Oh Problems

PRONOUNS: he/they
SPECIES: ??? at least a little human
ORIGIN: ▇▇▇▇ Pharmaceuticals
VIBE: wacky sillay

hiiii <3 babygirl <3

doc problems is a lot like doctor worm of they might be giants fame in that he is not a real doctor. he is unlike doctor worm in that he is not a real worm.

doc problems has taken it upon himself to be the remaining representative of the pharmaceuticals research and product development team. this manifests almost entirely by poking at anything he can come across (and himself) with any sort of liquids, chemicals, pills, or ooze that he can scrounge up around the labs. as a result the good doctor always looks a little different: any encounter will have some kind of new animalistic or fantastic feature on their body, none of them matching. bro is simply having a wonderful swampy time

they are not very hinged! they prowl around the headquarters and dig in the rubble for free drugs and offer anyone and anything that crosses their path some Cool New Surgeries they just invented. they will freely tell you that they don't have a medical license just before they stick you with a needle filled with questionable gunk.

obviously doc problems was a human before the meltdown, and it seems like being of society before makes him especially separated from it now. out of all the creatures of the swamps he's amongst the least, uh, polite? fair? interested in other peoples' feelings? he isn't violent, per se, but he's persistent. he wants to Do Experiments to people and he will get very annoying about it if you say no. please please please it'd be so fun he really wants to he never gets to play with humans anymore PWEASE

before the meltdown, he was not a doctor. He was not even a researcher. the reason he remained in the facility during the meltdown is because he didn't even have access to the systems that gave out the evac warnings: he was fully a janitor. he wasn't even that smart! he didn't have any aspirations of joining the sciences, he was there to clean the potties and not get paid enough to mop chemical spills. and now he's had experiences and is Different :)

doc problems is overbearingly friendly toward everyone, except MAYDAY MAYDAY MAYDAY, who he deems to be Just Too Much (likes the surgeries too much for doc problems to take any sadistic joy out of it). something neither he nor mayday can remember is that prior to the meltdown, they were fully in a relationship - married, even. this sounds so deeply sad but I promise it's kind of funny

he is NOT supposed to be a sexyman!!! picrew is hard!!!

Traits

Personality

just kinda fucking weird. overeager and overbearing. excitable to the point of mania

Likes

weird science, doctoring, pretending like he knows what he's doing

Dislikes

mayday (probably), people who are more intense than him

Appearance

doc problems never looks entirely the same, but a few traits usually carry through to make them recognizable. a soft and unkempt body; hair is often a navy blue, with a bouncy swath of curls over the left eye, mullety in length, with a short ponytail that doesn't do much to keep things neat; eyes are often amber or orange; skin is warm medium brown. they dress with stereotypical scientist vibes. white coat, gloves. but sometimes he wears a t shirt and shorts underneath

Questions (from unvale)

What’s a time your character felt really scared?

when the meltdown started it was terrifying, right up to the point that it was probably a blessing by god or something. fear is something mostly left behind in those before days

What item has your character had the longest, and why do they keep it?

they found a security badge on the first day after the meltdown ands it's been like sooo helpful it had keys and stuff too maybe he's just special ☺️

Your character is let loose in a shopping mall alone with only $50. What are they buying and where are they going?

50 dollars of Auntie Anne's pretzels

From a scale of 1-10, how scared would your character be in a haunted house?

3/10 not that scared, DEEPLY fascinated, thinks all the monsters and scares are real, screams really loudly for fun. but also asks afterward if they can meet the monsters. for research purposes? as a fan? for an autograph please? Cannot fathom that everything is just people in makeup

Has your character ever been seriously injured?

they kinda got exploded a little but getting exploded in the facility full of Substances That Turn You Into Stuff is actually kinda fun

Would your character enjoy creating OCs?

yeah he does it all the time. with substances. to people who exist. forcibly

What would you say is your character’s aesthetic?

Doctor as seen in spirit halloween costume for 40 us dollars

Does your character prefer baths or showers?

kind of just goes for a dunk in the swamp or in Vats of Liquid in the labs when they're feeling grungy. this somehow works?

Would your character consider themselves artistic?

Yes but you would not

What would your character search for on Google?

they would decline bc they already know everything probably 👍

Can your character swim?

i don't think that he is good at it. splashing and drowning pathetically

How does your character feel about bugs?

yeah but dont worry they can fix u

Does your character enjoy going to parties? Why or why not?

actually not that much of a party person. Ummm they're a doctor please see them by appointment or during walk in hours (tapping the sign insistently) (the sign says 'use stairs in case of fire')

If your character was a boss in a game, what loot would they drop?

ninety nine useless junk items and one singular cool potion of fuck up your shit but it is hiding at like position 71 among all the trash so watch out when you decide nothing in there is worth it

What is one of your character’s favorite memories?

once he turned someone into a bug it was soooo Kafkaesque (he doesn't understand the themes or metaphors of Kafka's The Metamorphosis) (then he had a huge bug in his lab and screamed)

What’s the fanciest event your character has ever attended?

they live in an abandoned facility in a swamp. you can imagine it doesn't get very fancy out there

(before being who he is now he also did not have the money or means to do fancy things. went to medieval times once)

What is the most cursed food combination that your character makes and likes to eat?

actually a surprisingly picky eater so nothing really applies. they'll try a lot of things but they're probably mostly eating handfuls of dry cereal if they're eating at all. idk where they're buying cheerios

Who does your character spend the most time with, and what do they do together?

doc problems doesn't go out too much so he's kind of a loner. mayday comes to pester him semi frequently, much to his chagrin. What they do together cannot be mentioned in polite company

Is your character more of a leader or a follower?

they have a degree of course they are a leader #highereducation (COMMUNITY NOTE: they do not have a degree)

How would you describe your character’s voice and speaking tone?

like if a high energy youtuber retired and got sleepy sloppy (this is an evil sentence)

What’s an ideal evening for your character?

him + a stranger + questionably clean medical tools + sealed vials of questionable liquids

Does your character have a good aim?

no ❤️ and it's fine to not even know where the vital organs are if you really believe in yourself

Would your character cheat to win a game?

no. He cheats for the love of the game. Winning doesn't matter it's about whether you cheat really hard