MAYDAY MAYDAY MAYDAY
- PRONOUNS: FUCK
- SPECIES: YEAH
- ORIGIN: ********
- VIBES: BAD
MAYDAY MAYDAY MAYDAY is their full name. please, call hir MAYDAY!
MAYDAY is... the worst. some conglomeration of carnivores made just more feral by every day xe lives in the swamps. a slash of teeth and claws. manic laughter packed into an animal shape. it prowls through the swamp looking for prey and following her every impulse, especially the most dangerous ones. he thrives on the transformative properties of the meltdown like Doctor Uh Oh Problems, but takes it further - MAYDAY does things like cut out their own tongue or pull off a limb. it doesn't seem to hurt, and MAYDAY possesses some kind of healing property that lets any injury be reversed at will.
MAYDAY travels the entire span of the swamp, from the forests to the ponds to the facility, and terrorizes everyone sie can find. this especially includes doc problems, who MAYDAY is just wholly endeared with, much to the doctor's chagrin. the best part of the week is when MAYDAY can kick in doc problems' door and demand to get their dick cut off. it's a love hate relationship xoxo they used to be married but neither remembers it
obviously this freak is dangerous, but he also has a pretty short attention span, so if you take off running ze won't chase for more than, like, 10 minutes. there's better things to do. like eat a weird rock or see how long she can hold hir breath in a lake or die for fun
deeply intense. kind of a nightmare. sees death as a fun challenge. takes pride in being the #1 freak
pain (giving & receiving), hunting & prowling, doc problems
being bored, being told no
some mix of various mammalian carnivores; maybe closest to a jackal. charcoal black with 3 white stripes cutting diagonally across the face like warning markers. bright yellow eyes. very sharp teeth.
CAN'T HELP BEING A GEMINI!!!!!!!!!
sharp teeth & sharp claws :3c
mayday is haunting the house.
on the regular. as a hobby
NOT convinced this thing sleeps ever. except sometimes intentionally, for kicks & giggles, to keep things fresh. then probably makes a big show of it so yeah snoring
badly taxidermied animal
sometimes mayday drowns itself in a pond and comes back a few days later. is that a bath
Unemployment ❤️
yeah! but you've also judged it quickly, haven't you?
if mayday gets too close to a computer it shuts down out of self preservation
yeah. in the way of a horror movie monster where you've just put a river or a pool between yourself and the monster and think oh thank god, it can't swim, I'll be safe, and then you watch the monster execute a perfect breaststroke across the water
has eaten them
Permanently and Preemptively Banned from All Establishments
it would be the most annoying optional boss fight of your life and then they would drop actually nothing. And then when you came back ey'd be sitting on a rock kicking eir feet. hiiii 👋☺️
with unnerving amounts of ease, yes
dying in an exciting way. a few times
idk man this thing has probably licked up puddles of unidentified liquids like a stray cat
great news! it is the wild animals
prowling. the thing the xe does. Prowling and lurking and slinking
it's not really relevant, is it, when ey much prefer a hands-on approach
yes. absolutely. Happily even